A local rock music radio station in my area once had a tag line that said “If it’s too loud, you’re too old.” I first heard it when I was in my late teens and understood it the way it was intended. That rock music was cool if it was loud, and you were lame if you didn’t like that. Now, I just take it as a statement of fact. I am, actually, too old. As an adult with a lot of responsibilities, it feels like there are too many things to keep track of and not enough mental space